Desperate and dateless? Roadtest some tips from self-proclaimed Lothario, Nige 54, online author of the highbrow offering Around the World in 80 Babes! And remember: sleazy does it, boys...
Is being a successful cad innate? There are definitely a couple of things such as natural confidence and gift of the gab that people are born with. Having said that, my greatest success stories have been a result of my natural abilities combined with what I’ve learned from my many years of playing the dating game. Learning only comes from making mistakes and nothing compares to real world experience especially on an international scale.
Any tips for those not blessed with your skills? Having some kind of ability to entertain girls and make them laugh is essential. That means you have to work on developing your personality every single day. You have to practise approaching and speaking with girls every day and learn how to create situations that women want to be a part of. You have to work on it like you would an Olympic sport. But the big difference is that there are so many more “gold medals” on offer for those that put in the hard work.
Whatever. Give us some of your most successful chat up lines then? Chat up lines never really work unless they are meant as a joke. From my experience it is apparent that everyone’s favourite topic is themselves so the key is to ask thought-provoking questions while being sure to lightly tease them about their answers. But if you have no fear of rejection try, “Do you know how much the average polar bear weighs?” “No…” “Enough to break the ice!”
Brilliant. What should we avoid saying? Anything cheesy and rehearsed. Basically, pick up lines don’t work because they come out when you’re drunk – which is another thing that needs to be avoided.
What signals show a girl is interested? Eye contact and a smile from across the room means that you should approach and introduce yourself. But the biggest indication is when they touch you on the shoulder or arm while laughing at one of your comments. Then it is time for a dance or perhaps time to sit down in a quiet corner and start sealing the deal.
You’ve been around the world. Where should our readers head if Aussie chicks aren’t putting out? Americans have always loved Aussies and always will. And unlike in Australia, ‘putting out’ seems to be more encouraged, so rather than having an ugly friend drag her hot friend away from you, you will find hot girls encouraging their hot friends to go home with you. To put it simply, if the Aussie girls are giving you dramas simply head to America during Spring Break.
When it comes to style, do you think there is a certain way of dressing that attracts women?
The key is to wear clothes that you look good in and to wear them well. Recently I rocked up to friend’s birthday at a nightclub after I had been at a wedding and I was still wearing a tuxedo. I would need a whole page to tell you the amazing things that happened to me that night – I was literally a chick magnet.
We’ll take your word for it. So is chivalry dead? Chivalry isn’t dead and as the man who asks the girl out you should at least buy the first couple of drinks and if she is a quality girl, she will offer to buy the third. Doing things like opening the door for a woman as she takes you back to her place will always guarantee you some extra special loving.
Any telltale signs that you should give up and find a new target? Whenever she starts being a non-responsive stuck-up loser. In other words, if she’s not up for a laugh and some fun conversation – and ultimately good times – then move on.
How would you make it clear to a girl that it’s a love not a lust thing and vice versa? This can be tough for most guys but to prove your love is pure you may – deep breath – have to hold back from sleeping with her. This will prove you are not simply there for sex.
Final words of wisdom? The thing most guys struggle with is confidence so therefore I recommend coming up with an attitude you should carry at all times, which is the ‘I already have a girlfriend’ look. Establishing real estate when you go to a bar or club is also essential.
Around The World in 80 Babes! is available exclusively from www.nige54.com. Surely Around The World in 80 Lays! would have been a better title, Nige 54.
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